Welcome to the May Day Launch Party for THE BONE CHURCH!
Please, pour yourself a shot of Russian vodka (Smirnoff in freezer), have a seat next to your Bulgarian mistress and get ready for some Cold War fun!
First – thank you for joining me.
I’ve been preparing for this for weeks – not shaving or bathing properly for that authentic Cold War Eastern European feel.
I’ve also been looking forward the chatting, trading barbs and Cold War stories with all of my Cold, Cold friends.
What can you expect at the TBC Launch Party? Well, first – there will be a fortune teller, so please feel free to ask her (Svetlana) anything and everything about your future via “COMMENTS.” She will surely give you the straight up.
This is Svetlana.
In the meantime, sit back, relax and mingle with the unsavory characters who usually haunt my blog. Sneak into my study and steal my microfilm! Hell, poison my drink for all I care.
And yes, an ebook or two of The Bone Church will be given away – if you’re an interesting enough party guest, that is.
And remember…”No great movement designed to change the world can bear to be laughed at or belittled. Mockery is a rust that corrodes all it touches.” MILAN KUNDERA